I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man with his dog. It was a sad, funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried it's eyes out and whimpered, and in the funny part the dog barked it's head off and wagged it's tail.

After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man.

"That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen", I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the film".

The man turned to me and said, "Yes he did, funny thing is he hated the book".