The nuns and the monks decide to have a darts match.

It's the monks turn to throw and the chief friar takes the 'ocky.

His first dart goes in the single twenty, his next arrow hits the treble twenty, and his last arrow rebounds off the wire and hits a nun right in the eye and she falls down, dead as a post.

And the MC shouts, 'Ooone Nun dead and eighty'...