Actually, I never got the toilet seat thingy.. So what if it's up or down? Really - if it's up, just put it down.

"Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!"
- Yeah, it's not what he buys but the thought that counts. (If he forgets, please see JunX's avatar)

"Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it."
- Sometimes the gals are not thinking about the guys. Live with it.

"Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be."
- Fine but get us another telly so we can watch CSI.

"Shopping is not sport."
- It is too. Good exercise, walking the lengths of the mall(s) and lifting all those weights.

"You have too many shoes."
-No, we don't. Our target is to beat Imelda Marcos' collection. Live with it.

"Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it."
-Who cares whether you like it or not. We don't care as long as we get some response from what seemed like an inanimate object.

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Life is short. Live it to the fullest!