Just HTF can anybody know what 'outer space' smells like?

Take a whiff in 'outer space' and all your innards will be instantly 'vacuumed' out of your body.

Did the astronauts bottle a sample of the vacuum of space during a spacewalk and bring it back to be sniffed?!

Perhaps they just got a distant whiff of the Martians barbecuing the Venusians?

Please, there is enough BS in our own world, let's not export it to 'outer space'!

Talking of BS, when you have experienced the sight of an Egyptian policeman in Cairo attempting to direct traffic at a roundabout, and you see lots of drivers who ignore him and insist on going around the roundabout in the wrong direction, then you will realise that a donkey being placed under arrest in Egypt is not an issue worthy of comment...