8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???