I see the spoof was lost on the dogmatically righteous,and they prefer to skirt around the issue and argue about points of spelling etc.
I suggest you use COMMON SENSE umhamad.

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."