Is anyone taking me seriously here?

FSM is seriously cool, but not quite got the over reaching dogma of the IPU.

FSM = Protestent, IPU = Catholic, if you will.

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."