We'll have no Pirates here thank you very much!

You are just an agent of The Purple Oyster of Doom.

Be gone with you!

:)

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."