"Gawdon Bennet!! Well its like dis! If yew silly stupid arrogan' expat twats dant make a stand an' get yaaahr harris's aaaht ov there jack'll ever change, an' future generashuns'll suffer because ov yaaahr parfetic moral cowardice. OK mush?"

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."