I just run the concert party, here to entertain the troops.

Would a reference to 'It Aint Half Hot Mum' elude and be wasted on you?

I shall post a vid.

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."