"It is some sort of letter from your previous sponsor saying that they don’t object to you returning and that they take responsibility for you, "

Do they want a note from my mummy as well?

"er hello, is that my previous employer?"
"oh good, I don't seem to have anywhere to stay, I've got no money and I'm rather peckish!"
Could you sort that out for me? and I'll have the steak meduim rare , thanks"

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."