A guy walks into a restaurant and orders a steak.
He gets his meal, takes a bite and immediately calls the waiter, who happens to be Chinese. 'Waiter, this steak is rubbery!' says the guy. And the waiter replies 'Ah so, thank you velly much sir'.

Another guy walks into a restaurant and sits at a table.
The waiter comes over and says 'What would you like sir?'
'I'll have the snake & pygmy pie with chips please' says the guy. 'Surely you mean steak & kidney pie sir?' says the waiter. And the guy says 'I just said that diddle I?'