http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sdWGlJrG6sQ&feature=related

Probably plato, but this is a better copy.

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."