You know what they say about men who like a chipolatas? It's in inverse proportion to the size of their cars.

Gin makes me want to fight - I'll stick to the beer thanks

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."