Here's a look at some of the oddest questions that IT executives reported receiving:

# "My computer is telling me to press any key to continue. Where is the 'any' key?"

# "Can you reset the Internet for me?"

# "Can you rearrange the keyboard alphabetically?"

# "My laptop was run over by a truck. What should I do?"
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Some people wanted answers to make their lives a little less stressful. They asked:

# "How can I block e-mail from my manager?"

# "Can I open the bank safe using my computer?"

# "Can you install cable TV on my PC?"

# "I'd like to stop receiving e-mail on Fridays."

And some demanded entirely too much:

# "I'd like wireless computer access in my motor home."

# "How long does it take to bake a potato in a microwave?"

# "My daughter is locked in the bathroom. Can you pick the lock?"

# "Where can I get software to track UFOs?"
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.