Just hotwire a dusty car on the side of the road or abandoned in a parking lot. Do the state and yourself a favour. If you can get a National ID card of the registered owner, you can even transfer the ownership to yourself for only the cost of the paperwork...

;-)

(the above opinion does not represent a legal opinion or necessarily the opinion of this author).

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Since Allah has given me a brain, it would seem like a sin not to use it.