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"How to be an estate/lettings agent
1. Despise humanity.
2. Buy a suit.
I’m not sure what else one would need. I think that might be it.
Oh, the inability to know where to put an apostrophe in a written description coupled with the simultaneous ability to describe a tupperware tub of lumpy snake-vomit in a cupboard in an abbatoir as ‘spacious, unique furnished property in ideal location with period features great view’s viewing essential!‘ is also a boon.
But mainly being twat in a suit will get you by, I think."
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
Found this description in milliseconds LOL
"How to be an estate/lettings agent
1. Despise humanity.
2. Buy a suit.
I’m not sure what else one would need. I think that might be it.
Oh, the inability to know where to put an apostrophe in a written description coupled with the simultaneous ability to describe a tupperware tub of lumpy snake-vomit in a cupboard in an abbatoir as ‘spacious, unique furnished property in ideal location with period features great view’s viewing essential!‘ is also a boon.
But mainly being twat in a suit will get you by, I think."
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."