But he does have a certain twinkle in his eye, lilt in his voice and I bet he is csi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnhQjk7T478

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."