Laughing Out Of Politeness (Means it wasn't funny but I do feel sorry for you, and besides, you could do with your self esteem bolstered)
or

*snigger*

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."