Hey Scarlett,

Along with the teeth and complexion - you forgot the ears. Someone should pin those babies back don't ya think? j/k of course.

Britextpat - I have to admit that I am guilty of point 1 and point 2 but I would like you to know that I not only found a ladder to change the bulbs but carried said ladder up the stairs and changed said light bulbs on my own. Wanna know why? Because I'm not only a very capable American but I am also a very capable woman!