DB Gay ??

Where did the kids come from?? Or is he just gay part of the time..

You'll like this one. Perhaps it's you the're talking about..

David is involved in an unfortunate car accident. He lies, injured in the road when, like an angel from above, a policeman comes up to him.

"Don't worry Mr Beckham," he advises. "A red cross nurse will be here soon."

"Aw," replies David, "couldn't I have a blonde happy one?"