No Tigasin, I don't come out because I can't read a map. I only just worked out how to get to my office in less than 1 hour.

Seriously, quit with all the smart jokes. You'll give people the wrong idea, like that I'm not really Australian.

I'd love to come out for a drink. As long as Tallg wears shorts. Apparently it's a sight to behold. And I like a bit of uncovered meat. What man doesn't? As a male, I can't control myself, and don't think that it's reasonable to expect that I can. Instead, everyone else should cover up for my benefit.

I did leave Qatar, briefly (long story involving the word 'Qatarization - remember when we were all assured that no one would lose their job because of Qatarization??). But I'm back. (With a vengeance.)