I can whip up a good meal anytime. I have all the major restaurants on speed dial. And if you think I can't do anything at all, you are wrong, I can operate the remote control with my toes, and drink a beer while standing on my head. That's real talent if you ask me. Better than Mr Paul who puts his apron on to make his pot noodles!

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about