appliance and wrote the following as part of the instruction manual.
Perhaps it will help!
Trouble-shooting your purchase:
Sometimes the product may appear to be malfunctioning, most notably when it starts spewing gibberish laments about its increasing size, lack of romance in its life and further outlandish demands. This is a common glitch in the product that no amount of programming can rectify. The only hope you have is to buy it something shiny or stroke it for at least a day and tell it how pretty it is.
appliance and wrote the following as part of the instruction manual.
Perhaps it will help!
Trouble-shooting your purchase:
Sometimes the product may appear to be malfunctioning, most notably when it starts spewing gibberish laments about its increasing size, lack of romance in its life and further outlandish demands. This is a common glitch in the product that no amount of programming can rectify. The only hope you have is to buy it something shiny or stroke it for at least a day and tell it how pretty it is.