The day after the wedding...
Husband: where's my tea
Wife: what tea
Husband: U r suppose to make me some tea before I go to work
Wife: I'm not ur maid
Husband: so why did I marry u?
Wife: so u can feed me grapes and massage my feet
Husband: I divorce you, u pathetic b***c
Wife: Who r u to divorce me? I divorce u, u S.O.B

The end

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a coisa mais importante na vida é SHEESHA- "Sheesha man"