"5. A man and women caught in the same room and who are not related or married could lead to prison, lashes, deportation or all three"

Wrong. Totally wrong. I don't know who told you this, but tell them to get their facts straight.

"7. Going t o the cinema is like going to the zoo. The inmates are unruly and spoil the film for everyone"

Well, I go to the cinema quite often, and it is pretty quiet except when a funny scene comes up, then everybody just laughs. Other than that, I do not see how they ruin the film for everyone...

"8. Is talking to the opposite sex even allowed, or do I have to look over my shoulder to check if I am being watched"

Look at my first answer. :P

"14. What happens if you punch someone who irritates you? Are you going to end up in jail or deported? Please, don’t take this statement the wrong way. I am not violent but tend to react to certain situations a certain way"

Probably only if the person you punch happens to be Qatari, xD.