Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter & those who matter don't mind.

And about....

Custom declaration

A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Switzerland asked the priest beside her,

"Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair
dryer that is well over the Customs limits
and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.

Is there anyway you could carry it through
Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must
warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question
you"

When they got to Customs, she
let the priest go ahead of her.

The officer asked, "Father, do you have
anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist,
I have nothing to declare."

The officer found this answer very strange and
asked, "And what do you have to declare from
your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument
designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date,
unused."

Roaring with laughter, the officer said,
"Go ahead, Father."

"Next"!