I'm afraid of the ground

Shouldn't that be fear of falling?

No, falling doesn't kill you. Hitting the ground kills you.

Does the above make any sense? No? Neither does the rest of the bollox on this thread.

Light a couple of candles, open the freezer door, and chill.

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"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places". - Henny Youngman