Is someone making these stories up? Do they come from some hilarious spoof website?

Even the quoted British Muslim leader thinks it's ridiculous and unnecessary.

By the way, there was the thread a few days ago in a similar vein about the puppy postcard in Dundee. A friend of mine from Dundee tells me that the "only uproar in Dundee was from Muslims who couldn't understand what all the fuss was about."

I think something's way out of proportion here!