My daughter asked my Mum how old she was. My Mum answered: '59' to which my daughter looked aghast. 'Oh' she replied. 'That means you're going to die soon.'
Thankfully my mother has a sense of humour..:))

She also once told me that someone had told her in school that Santa wasn't real and that it was probably 'just her Grandad'. 'It's ok though,' she told me; 'I knew he was telling lies cos Grumpy (grandad) is much more fatter than Santa.'