You really have a downer on us Brits dont you.
Whats up did you get happy slapped outside Harrods by a group of mixed race, teenage kids on your last 3 month vacation. Did they steal your daddy's credit card?

Come on then Heero, promote some local sports for me.
(Landcruisers on two wheels producing screeching handbrake turns outside my house late at night and a 10 minute slip about on Villagios Ice rink before youre 'variety bucket', do not count.)

You can laugh at me all you like because I have Alzheimers, .......but at least I dont have Alzheimers