with these one night stands...

The following story should be a warning..

After an enjoyable and vigourous one night stand, Peter wanted to light a cigarette but he could not find a lighter. He asked the girl sleeping next to him if she had any lighter. The girl replied that he could find one in the top drawer. When Peter opened the top drawer, he found a lighter. He also saw that there was a man's photograph inside the drawer.

Peter asked curiously, "Is he your husband?"

"Of course not, you idiot." the girl answered while still lying tenderly in his arms.

Peter asked again, "Is he your boyfriend?"

"No. He is not." the girl replied in a sexy low voice while kissing Peter.

"Then, who is that guy?" Peter was very interested in finding out the answer.

"That was me before the operation!"