is going to be soarly disappointed if he thinks there are no gays and jews here.

You say you are going to CW next semester? Sweetie, are you aware that that Education City is about to get its first Jewish student? Oh and its becoming gay central too, taking the place of Coffee Beanery on Ramada as the place to hang out if you want to pick up a man.

So best you and dad start looking for a new country.