Three men lie dead in the morgue, all of them with smiles on their faces.

Coroner asks, "Why are they all smiling"

Porter says,

" The first man is a Frenchman and he died whilst making love to his mistress, so died doing what he loved."

" The second man is a Scotsman, who won the Lotto and spent it all on whisky, so he died pissed and happy"

"The third man was an Irishman, and he was struck by lightning."

"Well that's not so good, so why is he smiling", asks the coroner.

"He thought he was having his photo taken" the porter replied.