You big lying toad... I was wearing trousers..not a dress.......!
MEN - ! We know when you are trying to sweet talk us and haven't been paying attention! ;)

Maybe people didn't notice the pedicure because I had boots on! LOL

I love it when girl says,
'What dress shall I wear the red one or the white one?'
Boy says (doesn't care actually would prefer naked)
'the red one'
Girls says, 'and whats wrong with the white one? - I thought you liked it!'