Why should a sane , outgoing person want to become an accountant ?

Why did the accountant cross the road?
To bore the people on the other side.

What do you call an accountant seen talking to someone?
Popular.

What do accountant's do for fun?
Add up the telephone book.

If an accountant's wife can't get to sleep, what does she do?
Leans over to her husband and says "Tell me about work today, honey."