like it, no offence to anyone, just good clean fun :)

2 irish men sitting on a bench in the evening
looking up at the sky Paddy says 'Mick would ya look at that moon up der'
Mick says "dats no moon paddy, thats the sun
they are still arguing when along comes Seamus,
Hey Seamus, would you settle an argument? Is that the sun or the moon up there??
sorry lads, says Seamus, your asking the wrong person, I just moved in round here!!! :)