When i read this joke over the net..It was supposedly a couple in Egypt.. then funniest part was:

MAN: If you will not shut your mouth, I will divorce you.
OFFICER: What???
WOMAN: Dont worry officer, let us get married first then only he can divorce me.

(and we all know its another BIG crime to be with a woman who is NOT your relative)

Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..