In India we have Sunday classifieds where matrimonials(Bride wanted/Groom wanted) is a huge section. So some people advertise for their daughters/sons. So my fiend's dad did that for her. Aparently one idiot called up and asked about how much they will give? I'm serious these were his exact words(in another language ofcourse)-"How much will you give?" . My friends dad told him that he must've gotten the wrong number that he does not have any cattle for sale and hung up!!!

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown