Save time and money! Avoid classes. 10 min Q&L session for all answers

1. How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. - Buy Ice Cubes

2. The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself? - If its empty, get a new one out of the cupboard and place on magazine shelf. It's easier to reach from there!

3. Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub? - Never put the seat back down after use, if she complains ask her to show you the diagram / instructions where it says it should kept down. It's just a mindset

4. Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. - Another useless stop off point before the machine. No need, the floor is fine!

5. After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink? - Of course they can't, we'll do them in our own time!

6. Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. - I left the class details below on this one, because if you lose the remote to your partner, it's your own incompetence, I mean you can't do anything if she stands in your way or switches off the TV, but losing the remote? you need help as a man!!
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00PM.

7. Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right placesinstead of turning the house upside down while screaming. - We don't lose things. You girls put them "neatly" away

8. Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. - We do, but we are never lost. Sometimes we prefer to explore!

9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks? - We know we have to wait 3 hours for you to choose a pair of shoes, so why wait 30 mins for you to park the car!

Lesson over! Short and sweet, just like how shopping should be!