1. Ahh, it's cute....i know now stop looking and start petting. But it's too tiny, I don't want to hurt it. dont worry thats what they all say when its their first time. So you promise it will get bigger later?Do u want to study chemistry or should I start with biology now? It normally gets bigger when the blood starts to rush….
2. Why don't we just cuddle?...what! we just did it 3 times cuddling usually comes after i'm done with the 4th Yeah, but it feels more satisfying during the cuddle would u like some batteries while ur at it? Yes, please!oops sorry batteries are all out can I lend u a helping HAND instead?
3. Wow, and your feet are so big....i know its always a problem getting condoms my size I know I'm sorry. They should consider XS size. Even a Jumbo Jet looks small landing in the Grand Canyon. Jumbo Jet…ah, if only! If only u knew how to make me fly I wouldn’t be crashing my plane into your twin towers.
4. (giggle and point) ...fondles and pinches with a tweezer under a microscope…but still (long time)no see! Has it really been that long since u did it?
5. Can I be honest with you? no u can lie to me like i've been doing to u all this time. Okay, I know how much it would hurt you. it does do i have to teach u everything? Yeah, u have to teach me how to use this thing, coz I’ve never seen it that small. Well with all the new technology mobile phones are getting smaller but I hear the vibration mode is getting stronger.6. This explains your car...i know its Bigger, Faster and I last much Longer ;) Bigger than your car? Scary picture. Faster, that sounds about right. Last longer, hmmm? i know lost for words it happens. Not really, just the interest. In terms of simple economics the supply has to be more then deman…and ur demanding more then I can supply
7. But it still works, right? sure it does this baby can go on and on and on and on... Again, hmmm, you have to stop taking the blue pill. if you promise to start taking the 'PILL'. I don’t think even the biggest pill would help in here…should I take that as a compliment
8. Are you cold? u bet ur cute butt i am, now give me some of ur warmth Okay, but i can't promise you that it would work. i've had positive feed back from my Eskimo girlfriends. Yeah, I’ve heard they are rather smaller than the rest of the women in the world? Its not the size of the woman that matter..u should know that by now.
9. It's a good thing you have so many other talents...hey a man who knows how to work his tool must know how to work his tongue too :p Okay, let's go for the tongue instead shall we? now your talking!! So get to it! Clam down and wait for it, getting over excited isn’t going to help much.
10. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. No i'm more of a book with lots of pictures...like say the Kamasutra :) Can I draw a smiley on that face? if you can show me that u can handle the PEN and put a smile on my face first ;) I’m still scared I’d break it…let's stay with the tongue, shall we? Don’t be scared, here’s the user’s manual, read it carefully before u start to play J
1. Ahh, it's cute....i know now stop looking and start petting. But it's too tiny, I don't want to hurt it. dont worry thats what they all say when its their first time. So you promise it will get bigger later? Do u want to study chemistry or should I start with biology now? It normally gets bigger when the blood starts to rush….
2. Why don't we just cuddle?...what! we just did it 3 times cuddling usually comes after i'm done with the 4th Yeah, but it feels more satisfying during the cuddle would u like some batteries while ur at it? Yes, please!oops sorry batteries are all out can I lend u a helping HAND instead?
3. Wow, and your feet are so big....i know its always a problem getting condoms my size I know I'm sorry. They should consider XS size. Even a Jumbo Jet looks small landing in the Grand Canyon. Jumbo Jet…ah, if only! If only u knew how to make me fly I wouldn’t be crashing my plane into your twin towers.
4. (giggle and point) ...fondles and pinches with a tweezer under a microscope…but still (long time)no see! Has it really been that long since u did it?
5. Can I be honest with you? no u can lie to me like i've been doing to u all this time. Okay, I know how much it would hurt you. it does do i have to teach u everything? Yeah, u have to teach me how to use this thing, coz I’ve never seen it that small. Well with all the new technology mobile phones are getting smaller but I hear the vibration mode is getting stronger.6. This explains your car...i know its Bigger, Faster and I last much Longer ;) Bigger than your car? Scary picture. Faster, that sounds about right. Last longer, hmmm? i know lost for words it happens. Not really, just the interest. In terms of simple economics the supply has to be more then deman…and ur demanding more then I can supply
7. But it still works, right? sure it does this baby can go on and on and on and on... Again, hmmm, you have to stop taking the blue pill. if you promise to start taking the 'PILL'. I don’t think even the biggest pill would help in here…should I take that as a compliment
8. Are you cold? u bet ur cute butt i am, now give me some of ur warmth Okay, but i can't promise you that it would work. i've had positive feed back from my Eskimo girlfriends. Yeah, I’ve heard they are rather smaller than the rest of the women in the world? Its not the size of the woman that matter..u should know that by now.
9. It's a good thing you have so many other talents...hey a man who knows how to work his tool must know how to work his tongue too :p Okay, let's go for the tongue instead shall we? now your talking!! So get to it! Clam down and wait for it, getting over excited isn’t going to help much.
10. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. No i'm more of a book with lots of pictures...like say the Kamasutra :) Can I draw a smiley on that face? if you can show me that u can handle the PEN and put a smile on my face first ;) I’m still scared I’d break it…let's stay with the tongue, shall we? Don’t be scared, here’s the user’s manual, read it carefully before u start to play J
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