1. Ahh, it's cute....i know now stop looking and start petting. But it's too tiny, I don't want to hurt it. dont worry thats what they all say when its their first time
2. Why don't we just cuddle?...what! we just did it 3 times cuddling usually comes after i'm done with the 4th Yeah, but it feels more satisfying during the cuddle would u like some batteries while ur at it?
3. Wow, and your feet are so big....i know its always a problem getting condoms my size I know I'm sorry. They should consider XS size. Even a Jumbo Jet looks small landing in the Grand Canyon
4. (giggle and point) ...fondles and pinches with a tweezer under a microscope
5. Can I be honest with you? no u can lie to me like i've been doing to u all this time. Okay, I know how much it would hurt you. it does do i have to teach u everything?
6. This explains your car...i know its Bigger, Faster and I last much Longer ;) Bigger than your car? Scary picture. Faster, that sounds about right. Last longer, hmmm? i know lost for words it happens.
7. But it still works, right? sure it does this baby can go on and on and on and on... Again, hmmm, you have to stop taking the blue pill if you promise to start taking the 'PILL'
8. Are you cold? u bet ur cute butt i am, now give me some of ur warmth Okay, but i can't promise you that it would work. i've had positive feed back from my Eskimo girlfriends.
9. It's a good thing you have so many other talents...hey a man who knows how to work his tool must know how to work his tongue too :p Okay, let's go for the tongue instead shall we?now your talking!!
10. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. No i'm more of a book with lots of pictures...like say the Kamasutra :) Can I draw a smiley on that face?if you can show me that u can handle the PEN and put a smile on my face first ;)
1. Ahh, it's cute....i know now stop looking and start petting. But it's too tiny, I don't want to hurt it. dont worry thats what they all say when its their first time
2. Why don't we just cuddle?...what! we just did it 3 times cuddling usually comes after i'm done with the 4th Yeah, but it feels more satisfying during the cuddle would u like some batteries while ur at it?
3. Wow, and your feet are so big....i know its always a problem getting condoms my size I know I'm sorry. They should consider XS size. Even a Jumbo Jet looks small landing in the Grand Canyon
4. (giggle and point) ...fondles and pinches with a tweezer under a microscope
5. Can I be honest with you? no u can lie to me like i've been doing to u all this time. Okay, I know how much it would hurt you. it does do i have to teach u everything?
6. This explains your car...i know its Bigger, Faster and I last much Longer ;) Bigger than your car? Scary picture. Faster, that sounds about right. Last longer, hmmm? i know lost for words it happens.
7. But it still works, right? sure it does this baby can go on and on and on and on... Again, hmmm, you have to stop taking the blue pill if you promise to start taking the 'PILL'
8. Are you cold? u bet ur cute butt i am, now give me some of ur warmth Okay, but i can't promise you that it would work. i've had positive feed back from my Eskimo girlfriends.
9. It's a good thing you have so many other talents...hey a man who knows how to work his tool must know how to work his tongue too :p Okay, let's go for the tongue instead shall we? now your talking!!
10. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. No i'm more of a book with lots of pictures...like say the Kamasutra :) Can I draw a smiley on that face? if you can show me that u can handle the PEN and put a smile on my face first ;)
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