In a store, I liked a purse and decided to buy it.

So, I took it to the cashier and she asked: do you want to buy it???

No .. just didn't like the place you've displayed it and thought it will be
better to display it next to the cashier. 

 I hate those stupid questions. I've been through many, but I can’t
recall them.

If I did, I will defiantly share them.

In the Cookies of Life, FRIENDS are the Chocolate Chips