Couldn't resist

 All together now!

A One, a Two, A one two three four.... 

There is a house in New Orleans

They call the Dried Penii

And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy

And God I know I'm one

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."