Yesterday it was some bollacks about points given or taken away, and now it's a version of desert island discs, with the major change being that as soon as somebody comes up with something either to get them off the  island or enjoy the time there or be in touch with the outside world, you amend the parameters of said island. So, the military will be gone after a month? Can we assume that there is drinking water and access to a food supply of some kind? Anything on the island to wipe one's ar5e with after having an Eartha Kitt? If that's available, then a few decent books would be just the thing. Until the military goes away and the nice tourists arrive, after which a small fortune can be made in the book and serial rights telling the world how someone can survive for soooooo long on just a packet of Ritz crackers and a couple of packs of pre-moistened tissues, while making best friends with a volleyball ....... sorry? Whadayameanit'sbeendonealready?

All things being equal, fat people use more soap