I slap my forehead with a loud slap of disbelief, incredulity, sadness and hysterical laughter!!!

btw satan is round my house , so no need to worry your cotten socks about him circling around you.

JFC please grow up. 

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."