a 2x4 block of wood, a hammer and some nails should do the job but don't tell the  Arse Shutting Engineers Union about it.                               

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."