What with my cockney accent and his scouce accent; we were often asked in taxis, by Arab drivers, "What language are you speaking?" 

To which we would repley, "English!" 

And the driver would say, "No you're not!!!" 

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."