Lumberjacks = Canadians

Tobacco Farmers = poor Mexican labourers...Americans are too fat and lazy to actually farm anything!

Don'tmake us come down and burn your white house again Richard (like we did in 1812!).

One more word and i'll unleash my peak physical condition on your sorry, cellulite filled, lazy, slovenly buttox!

Stay safe.

Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?