You don't go the gym! There are no couches at the gym you cellulite filled slob.....why, the mere sight of my peak physical condition would make you run back to your hole and cry! That's how we won all three world wars didn't cha know???? We just showed up and flexed!

Stay safe.

Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?